I rarely talk about fashion in this blog but after a week of Roman Polanski and John Phillips pervscapades, I think we need to turn our heads to Paris France and look at what's ruffling the feathers of the fashion world thanks to Lindsay Lohan.
Yes, I am making a connection between two rapist pedophiles (one of them also being incestual), an up-and-coming fashion designer and Lindsay Lohan. Bear with me.
When it was announced several weeks ago that La Lohan was going to work as "artistic advisor", the fashion world exploded in disbelief. Tim Gunn, bless him, went on record as saying, “It’s got to be a publicity stunt!” ...“Or a crack-smoking board of directors?”
This was not going to go like Stella McCarthey working for Chloe. Lindsay Lohan's twitter stream is notorious for how it shows her inability to writer properly. This is a girl from the white-collar working class of Long Island with no formal education and a present by a recent regrettable past.
There's the shots of her pantiless crotch while disembarking cars. There's the endless parties drowned in alcohol and cocaine which some say were cover for her mother's addictions. There's the alleged new penchant for meth. There's the bulimia and anorexia. There's the nymphomania. There's the mother trying to shove her down deep into the closet throwing her into the arms of men when she only wanted to be with gals. There's the revolving door rehabbing. There's the promise of a young actor now shattered by her inability to move from child/teen sensation to being an actual adult movie star.
So why in the bloody hell would she be hired for this? On the surface it would make sense to thinkk about the publicty since Mounir Moufarrige, the chief executive of Ungaro has said so himself : his main goal in hiring Ms. Lohan was to generate publicity, he said he also believes she will excite consumers. Yet check out the following quote from the same article (emphasis mine):
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