Comedy

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

And so starts one of the most annoyingly catchy songs I've had the unpleasure to have seared into my brain by my two boys ... and their father, who seems to LOVE this fucking annoying song and group.

Ok, I have to admit, I am impressed with the virality of Smosh. It's coming out of nowhere with it's goofy videos. They have classics like Food Battle, Smosh Sued for $20 million, the Transformers Rap (which I am ashamed to admit cracks me up all the fucking time) and the Mortal Kombat Theme because it's the just kind of classic "hand made video" that made YouTube great.

By the way, There will be Pokémon is awesomely idiotic in a good way too.

And that's the point : These kids at Smosh (and/or whomever is financing them), are becoming the Monty Python's of the YouTube generation. Only sillier. Actually, even though some may even compare them to Kids in the Hall, I think they're close to neither (and grock knows I hated that Canadian show anyway).

MOSH owes a lot to Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's like the kids who grew up to to be what the robots in the show could never do. I do miss that show badly.

It's exciting and cool to see a new generation of comedians just developing not in front of my eyes by my kids. They discovered them in their meanderings through YouTube and that's why am in awe of the "show".

It's also incredibly irritating : Am just not sure what to make of these guys telling my boys it's great they don't have a vagina. It definitely is a WTF to see them head-banging in agreement, screaming "Periods suck, but commas rule", devil fingers in the air all the while am trying to stifle a laugh so I can go all feminist on them.

DAMN YOU SMOSH!

AM LOSING MY FRUCKING FEMINIST CREDENTIALS BECAUSE OF YOU!

Lyrics after the jump.

I see another Emmy in the The Daily Show's future.

"They found Sarah Palin in the wild, taught her everything, and set her loose, but they forgot one thing: she couldn't be contained." And what's most frightening? She can lay eggs by the hundreds. LOL!

If you want to be a good hostess, you just got to know about these things. It's important to get rid of unpleasant secretions before dinner and in time for that after dinner minty (or mangoey) delight.

And you know that nothing spoils a dinner like vagina secretions.

BTW : I can't believe Todd Oldham "went there" with this joke.

Note : I had to change the embeds, no thanks to the vampiric lawyers of NBC. I hope they burn in the eternal fires of hell for being such greedy bastards.

Here's Sarah in the opening. She actually comes across better than the actors.

I mean, seriously, Alec Baldwin comes across as being drunk. He can't read properly from a teleprompter or cue cards? What kind of sloppy acting was that!

Here's the Weekend Update bit in which she's completely underused.

I mean, SARAH PALIN USED TO BE AN ANCHORWOMAN! Couldn't they give her something to say? Yeah, so what about Amy Pohler. The woman should have read the "right wing" version of the news or something.

AUGH!

We get it, 'Bama, you're a control freak, you so need to let your hair down more than once in a while. Child, get a perm or some extensions or something because when you letting it hang a little loose like you did last night, people L. O. V. E. it.

It humanizes you and makes you accessible. You need to brush your shoulders off more than once in a while, you kow what I mean? I mean, even in a long-tail tuxedo you came as relaxed, unfuzzed and approachable.

'Bama, honey, you need more of this :

"Obviously I never knew your great grandfather, but from everything what Senator McCain has told me ... the two of them had a great time before prohibition."

LOL!

And it goes downhill from there.

Obama smacks Bloomberg, Bill Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Rudy Giuliani ... OMG! The smackdowns of Bill and Rudy were awesome.

But there is more, much more. He totally trash talks AIG. And then there's his ribbing of himself :

Where have they've been keeping this John McCain?

McCain on Letterman :

"I screwed up, what can I say? What can I say!"

"I haven't had this much fun since my last interrogation."

Best. Line. Ever.

And here's McCain at last night's Al Smith's Dinner. It's like a the Friar's Club Roast but  with a bunch of politicians and Catholic'istas and so, allegedly without the profanity.

Part One : Where he announces firing all his staff and replacing them with "Joe The Plumber"

Not only does she call Sarah Palin a crazy bitch, she also said that if Barack Obama needed more experience, she could so totally give it to him. She thinks he's one sexy piece of man, LOL!

Enjoy Betty's mischief on the Craig Ferguson show.

(Via, This Week With Barack Obama)

I love it how he starts his rant : Is it me or he didn't want to say Barack Obama's name?

People, it's time to give the shaft to Bill Clinton. It's not only the people who work for him that are petty. The bastard still can't take part of the blame for sinking his wife's campaign to the ground.