Incredibly funny stuff

In Pennsylvania because, you know, you just can't trust white people to make the right choice :

These people are ruining things for the rest of us white people who are ready to move on. Sure, they have their reasons, chimerical though they may be: He's a Muslim. He's a terrorist. He's a Muslim terrorist. He's going to fire all the white people and give their jobs to blacks.

But those are just the little white lies these people allow themselves to be told, a self-induced cognitive dissonance that lets them avoid saying the unsayable: I cannot pull the lever for a black man.

Hey, some people just aren't ready yet, even the governor said so. Just like some people aren't ready yet for computers or setting the clock on the VCR.

Or, to hear Murtha tell it, some people - specifically some people in Western Pennsylvania - will never be ready. But the fact is, if you did a statewide head count of racists, you'd find just as many in eastern Pennsylvania as you would in the western part of the state.

That's why this ban on white people voting I'm proposing has got to be statewide. And I'm sorry to say, it's going to have to include all white people, even those who would vote for Obama, because you can't just let some white people vote. That would be unfair.

I can't believe this snark-filled op/ed was published. It's hilarious and depressing, all at the same time.

Frucking FAIR USE, FREE SPEECH hating TV networks!

Yet another 30-40 second clip that's being yanked from YouTube due to another stupidly greedy media company. AUGH! When will it end?

Anyhow ...

Check out what Stewie finds on the lapel of a Nazi officer in this spoof of Indiana Jones.

Oy vey!

Via Oh No They Didn't.

Heh.

Via the froggy bottom.

This is too awesome for words. David Alan Grier is coming out with a new show on Comedy Central, "Chocolate News". It doesn't look at all like a "Daily Show" for black people --which would have been cool yet annoying.

Anyhow, the marketing of his show has been incredibly bullish here in New York City and I imagine in most urban areas. Am glad, because he's really an amazing comedic actor.

Still, you would have though that Agence Française Presse or Getty Images would have read the friggin' text in the image. I mean, seriously!

Via Comedy Central Insider.

There is nothing like seeing a middle-aged white guy playing the ukelele while singing the words :  To "Who's the man who will risk his dick for his brother man".

It makes the moment just totally awesome.

I cracked up when they cut to the one black guy in the audience, as if seeking his approval. Which didn't make it any easy when they start singing the song.

Well, that was worth some perusing of YouTube. The Ukele Orchestra of Great Britain are known to scream Should I Stay Or Should I Go, brood on Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights, or rock it with Smells Like Teen Spirit.

He's making a list of words to avoid when debating a woman :

skankiloquy

milfibuster

chicksplosion

In other news, the real McCain likes to pull out before finishing the job. He's closing shop and leaving Michigan.

What a quitter. I thought you needed to pump harder and harder, so you could get a huge surge before coming back in victory.

Gawker has a hilarious post about the National Enquirer's scandal digging article on Sarah Palin's alleged tryst with her husband's former business associate. The Money Quote:

The Enquirer says Sarah Palin told friends the relationship was never "consummated" but you know how they get around that in Islam.

HAWT!

Even hotter : The picture they of Sarah the National Enquirer put up with the post about the paper's article and Gawker's observation that Sarah likes her men to look alike.

Both made me laugh out loud.

After the John Edwards' baby mamma scandal, I think it is best to take seriously any National Enquirer dirt digging of politicians. And grock knows I should have known they were saying the truth about Edwards.

OMFG! I just twittered that I needed to catch David Letterman's show to see this bit and guess what? Oliver delivers the goods.

Letterman totally pnws "Sarah Palin's running mate" and shames him for quitting the race and his show ---after fauxextolling him profusely for being a "Vietnam hero". 

LOL!

Best quote ever : "The Road To The WhiteHouse Always Runs Through Me".

The fact that he does all of this with Keith Olberman as a guest, tells you who's the biggest lovable asshole we have here in TV.  Letterman not only pnws McCain but fucking schools Olberman.

FUCKING EPIC WIN!