ZAMBONI.

If she gets away with being invisibly pregnant a 6th time, her choice would be to call him or her after an ice resurfacing company.

Mmm'kay. 

In other news, the soccer mom gets $150, 000 clothes allowance from the RNC. That's about 3 times the median household income in the United States --which is, if you need to know  $50,233.00 (2007 Census numbers).

Please remember, Sarah Palin is not an elitist.

From the department of "Things that make you go hmmmm" comes this doozie :

Gay Aussie hotel wins right to ban heterosexuals, lesbians
The Peel Hotel in Melbourne won an exemption from the Equal Opportunity Act to prevent insults and abuse directed toward gays in its bars and nightclubs, owner Tom McFeely told AFP.

"The hotel predominantly markets itself towards homosexual males, towards gay men and we want to protect the integrity of the venue as well as continue to make the men feel comfortable," McFeely said.

"When large numbers of heterosexuals or even lesbians are in the hotel that changes the atmosphere and many gay men can feel uncomfortable."

I would love it if this where a joke given the owner's last name is one McFeely and all I think of him being the insensitive evil twin of Grey Anatomy's McDreamy, but no ... 'tis true.

Goes to show women end up being second class citizens even within marginalized communities.