Memes

You will need brain bleach after watching "La pequeña Sarah Palin"; a parody made by a little Latina.

Sigh.

It's these things that make me want to deny my people.

LOL!

H/T to Lynn, who wanted me to know that the Latina little people community is on it!

By some of the links I have put up today, you can tell I have been catching up on my blogospheric meanderings. I just finished reading a post by Bob Geiger and I laughed out so loud I had just had to write about it.

In Here's How Fringe I Am, Fred Thompson, Bob describes his fringieness. Here's a sample :

• Attended my son's middle-school orientation. He's "graduating" from elementary school this Thursday -- though, oddly enough, exhibiting few signs of being a "fringe element" despite having me for a father -- and on that day, our lunatic activities will center around taking many pictures of him and his friends and going for ice cream afterwards. I personally plan on ordering the Cookies and Communist Crunch.




• Volunteered at a local community clean-up effort to rid our town of the trash spawned by a predominantly-Democratic community that clearly hates America. Went to weenie roast afterwards… Put catsup on my hotdog to show how much I despise American values.

My favorite :

• Took my son to the driving range with me. While we whacked golf balls, we discussed our lack of family values and my little boy stunned me with this question: "Dad, why haven't you been divorced a bunch of times like Fred Thompson and the other Republican presidential candidates?" "Now son," I said. "Senator Thompson's only been divorced once. You're thinking of Rudy Giuliani or Newt Gingrich."

Of course, I can not not quote the punchline : So that's about it. I only regret that we didn’t have time to burn an American flag this week.

Harrumph!

Just go this from Bob Fertik this morning:

EXPOSED! Bush's SOTU Big Lie

On the eve of Bush's State of the Union, five different news organzations (ABC, the New York Sun, Reuters, FOX News, and CBS) all revealed the stunning tale of a plot by Al Zarqawi to send 10-20 terrorists to the United States using student visas.

The only problem? It's pure bullshit that was rejected by the entire intelligence community. And Karl Rove's fingerprints are all over it.

But the story will be the centerpiece of Bush's State of the Union and will dominate the news for days.

Will Congressional Democrats fall for the last-minute SOTU bullshit?

Or will they demand sworn testimony - and the original forged documents upon which the whole fantasy rests?

Keep track of the story over Democrats.com.

I am working right now in like 100 different things and have the TV playing in the background. I know I am witnessing a successful ad campaign when every single time I hear ... Bahamavention... I stop whatever I am doing to see what crazy lunatic ad the ad company Fallon/Minneapolis has cooked up for the Bahamas Tourism Board campaign.

Not everybody is happy with the campaign. Me? I think it's pure advertising genius. It will certainly win them an award next year.

Now, If I could only get a Bahamavention of my own ... le sigh!