Scientific Method

Good catch from Alternet; it appears that the key to understanding God's hand in the universe rests in every humble jar of peanut butter.

Allow me to introduce my own theory of things. That theory would hold this: reasonable proof that God isn't active in the universe could be deduced from the fact that He doesn't occasionally reach down from the heavens, grab certain people by the neck, shake them, and shout "Hey! You! Shut Up Already! You're making me look bad!"

QED. Happy Easter.