Dear Sarah Palin, George Bush and other End of Time Believers,

I am sorry to inform you that I will be preventing the second coming of you savior. It's nothing personal, but I just don't intend to move to Israel just to suit your religious beliefs. Let me explain below.

You see, End of Timers, I'm Jewish. Now, I don't actually keep Kosher (I love pulled pork way too much...and bacon cheese burgers are pretty damned good too) and I only occasionally attend synagogue. In fact I think I have visited more Buddhist temples in Japan than I have visited synagogues anywhere in the world. Though I did spend some time and effort a few years ago to help save a synagogue in Latvia, if that counts.

But I am still Jewish because my mother was Jewish and her mother and so on, and that is what really counts. And I have been circumsized (sorry if that is too much information for some End of Timers, who I know feel a bit nervous at mentions of body parts, but it really matters in Judaism), and I honor no gods before YHWH (in fact I am not always sure I believe in YHWH). So basically by the strictest definitions of what it means to be Jewish, I am Jewish. Interestingly, both Lubavichers and anti-Semites in Eastern Europe seem able to recognize I'm Jewish on sight. Plus, I really have always considered myself Jewish, so there you are.
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David asked Obama if he thought all the screaming and gnashing of teeth over the summer was racially motivated to which he replied, "I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election." That could be interpreted many ways and yet, what was curious was that when asked how long he had been black, the president couldnt answer. I smell a rat

Inspired by the oppression complaints of the marginalized white men known as Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh, I decided to we needed to have a LOLitics contest of the reversed racism kind. I haven't laughed this hard in a while

Here's a show of the submissions. You have until 7PM to participate:

by Sky BlueSky







by Steve Cobb






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Let's have fun at the expense of Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh and go to town with their "reverse racism" meme. Taking a page out of Oh No They Didn't's Political Friday Shenanigans, here's what you need :

• Daylife [ http://daylife.com ]
• WhiteHouse.gov on Flickr [ http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse ] or the image link of your choice
• Then add ROFLBot to the mix http://wigflip.com/roflbot/

E, voilá! You have yourself a contender for a FOCK T-Shirt!

Post your entry in the comments section. Supreme leader, La Negra, will unleash her oppressor mojo tomorrow and choose the winner.

In Pennsylvania because, you know, you just can't trust white people to make the right choice :

These people are ruining things for the rest of us white people who are ready to move on. Sure, they have their reasons, chimerical though they may be: He's a Muslim. He's a terrorist. He's a Muslim terrorist. He's going to fire all the white people and give their jobs to blacks.

But those are just the little white lies these people allow themselves to be told, a self-induced cognitive dissonance that lets them avoid saying the unsayable: I cannot pull the lever for a black man.

Hey, some people just aren't ready yet, even the governor said so. Just like some people aren't ready yet for computers or setting the clock on the VCR.

Or, to hear Murtha tell it, some people - specifically some people in Western Pennsylvania - will never be ready. But the fact is, if you did a statewide head count of racists, you'd find just as many in eastern Pennsylvania as you would in the western part of the state.

That's why this ban on white people voting I'm proposing has got to be statewide. And I'm sorry to say, it's going to have to include all white people, even those who would vote for Obama, because you can't just let some white people vote. That would be unfair.

I can't believe this snark-filled op/ed was published. It's hilarious and depressing, all at the same time.
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Oh Democrats!

You are the ruin of "American the Beautiful" by wanting to have Change instead of just waving that flag and letting things be.

I was at Invesco Field the night of Barack Obama's acceptance speech. I thought I was there to witness history. Senator Inhofe has informed us that anything having to do with Barack Obama is all about his lack of patriotism. And since Democrats love Obama, it'll be easy to make up stories about how they hate the US of A too.

Did you hear the one about how 12,000 US flags had been "thrown away" by the Dems and later recued by a Republican patriot? Funny because the minute the event finished there were freaked out volunteers imploringus to take home the flags. If not, they were rather insistent on returning the flags to them immediately.

Anyway, who knew I was there to witness the gathering of 75,000 US of A hating Democrats. And it's more incredible to think I have photographic evidence!
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