oh profoundly silly utopianly deluded we,
fervent espousers of sordid scientific theory.

tenants of scientific reality are spawned by logic, not ideology.
galileo, newton, einstein & feynman people our pantheon,
so if you would refute gravitation, radiation, or thermometry,
do so on coherent philosophical grounds & we say, game on!

but if you, in the face of overwhelming observational evidence,
dispute that airplanes fly, cell phones ring, and glaciers melt,
that which even the slowest of the herd have begun to sense,
then back to the stone age with you & off w/ that synthetic pelt.

your rebellious nature's admirable in the face of the herd instinct
but herd must be more often right than wrong or we'd be extinct.