"Before the modern gender-diversity era, holding a penis in the washrooms of the United Nations created a sense of mutual comfort among heads of state."

...only if the possessor of said penis was Ok with it, mind you. I imagine random 'reach out and touch someone' is frowned upon even in this enlightened era.

How much longer are we going to put up with this pap? Seriously? Hillary has a hoo-ha, so she needs to be President? WTF?