10 ways to cope without your computer

In thinking about a list of technology tricks I've got up my sleeve, I couldn't but help but notice that I have been using several social networking technologies to cope with my technological pain. I work alone at home, so unless I call somebody or actually reach out to meet and touch someone, I don't get to spread my discontent.

So I've resorted to using a myriad of technologies to ease my pain

  1. Blog about it.
  2. Twitter your screams of anguish with a 140 character AUUUUGH!
  3. Profile your unhappiness at MySpace with a long winded profile update.
  4. Vlog about it.
  5. Change your GTalk, AIM or iChat status to OMGWTF I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER!
  6. Close every email with a tally of the days you've survived without your tech.
  7. Wear a firewire chord around your wrist in solidarity with your computer (especially if it is a Mac)
  8. Podcast it
  9. Create a Facebook support group and asked to be superpoked with Powerbooks.
  10. Go to I has a cheezburger and go to town on their LOLCAT (and sometimes dogs) builder.

There!

I am actually going to create the Facebook group. I need all the superpokes I can get Laughing out loud


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