I cannot tell you how much Gene Simmon's hair vexes me. It just looks all sorts of wrong. I mean, what is it supposed to be doing? It's kind of helmetish, like it just sits there. It's too frizzy but it ain't quite.

Dude should just get those nappies relaxed or something. It looks like a bird's nest. Or am I supposed to read that situation happening in the front of his skull as plugs gone rogue? Somebody needs to help me here because my eyes are a-bleeding.

And don't even get me started with how awkward is just his whole face and skin. I mean, he's never "read" to me as being "white". His looks confuse me. I expect him to break out on a hard rock rendition of "Am black and proud". 

There's got to be some mandingo love hiding in the background of this guy's family tree and I don't care how white you say his hassidim family is. The hair will set the truth free my friend and that is as nappy a hair as the one covering my negritude.

As always, am trying to mix things up here because grock knows I stop writing when am deeply unhappy with the subject or when I am totally, abjectly bored.

Expect a lot of these "Things I friggin' hate" to come. I've got a laundry list of things to cover --and grock knows they make me break out of emotional armpit I've designated as "my writer's block".

So what do you friggin' hate today?