I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

And so starts one of the most annoyingly catchy songs I've had the unpleasure to have seared into my brain by my two boys ... and their father, who seems to LOVE this fucking annoying song and group.

Ok, I have to admit, I am impressed with the virality of Smosh. It's coming out of nowhere with it's goofy videos. They have classics like Food Battle, Smosh Sued for $20 million, the Transformers Rap (which I am ashamed to admit cracks me up all the fucking time) and the Mortal Kombat Theme because it's the just kind of classic "hand made video" that made YouTube great.

By the way, There will be Pokémon is awesomely idiotic in a good way too.

And that's the point : These kids at Smosh (and/or whomever is financing them), are becoming the Monty Python's of the YouTube generation. Only sillier. Actually, even though some may even compare them to Kids in the Hall, I think they're close to neither (and grock knows I hated that Canadian show anyway).

MOSH owes a lot to Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's like the kids who grew up to to be what the robots in the show could never do. I do miss that show badly.

It's exciting and cool to see a new generation of comedians just developing not in front of my eyes by my kids. They discovered them in their meanderings through YouTube and that's why am in awe of the "show".

It's also incredibly irritating : Am just not sure what to make of these guys telling my boys it's great they don't have a vagina. It definitely is a WTF to see them head-banging in agreement, screaming "Periods suck, but commas rule", devil fingers in the air all the while am trying to stifle a laugh so I can go all feminist on them.

DAMN YOU SMOSH!

AM LOSING MY FRUCKING FEMINIST CREDENTIALS BECAUSE OF YOU!

Lyrics after the jump.

SEX EDUCATION ROCKS
by SMOSH.

There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(Oh my god it burns!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day