Prolific cartoon creator Joseph Barbera dies at 95 - USATODAY.com, or yabba-dabba-doo Joe.

Argus Leader Media - News | Son: Dad back at work 'sooner rather than later', or he's not dead yet.

Penguins offer evidence of global warming - Yahoo! News, or how Adelie Penguins are memorializing the death of Antartica with their southern shuffle.

Graham to decide burial site with wife - Yahoo! News, or how not to raise children to be vulture-like money-grubbing bastards; 'cause you know the one son who wants them at the museum wants to sell tickets to their cript. Family values my ass.

Independent Online Edition > Crime| Litvinenko detectives may follow German toxic trail, or how in blog's name do you smuggle ten million dollars worth of polonium to kill a Russian spy?

2nd baby dies of virulent bacterium - Los Angeles Times, or another good reason to have your baby anywhere but a hospital.

Devices Can Interfere With Peaceful Death - washingtonpost.com, or how in search of a longer life humans have found more disturbing ways to cause lingering, painful deaths.

Police make arrest in prostitutes' slayings - Los Angeles Times, or a look at the dark side of Little England.

Herbicide-resistant weed worries farmers - Yahoo! News, or how not to try to kill weeds.

And in some of the most disturbing news to come from Africa, Reuters AlertNet - INSTANT VIEW-Libyan court finds medics guilty in HIV case or how religious hysteria will be sending this medical crew to their death.