F.O.CKitude

For months I have been trying to lose weight. No matter what I did --diet, Pilates, aerobics, yoga, high-colonics-- my belly wouldn't go down in size. Well, now I know why I have been craving olives

I had incredibly excrutiating pains last night. I thought it was the pasta with creamy porcini sauce I had eaten for dinner, but no, this pain was something else. We live right across the street from a hospital, so I asked the ball and chain to take me there.

Two hours later the creature was born. Yup. I spawned again --and weirdly enough, against my knowledge.

I'm fine now. Had I planned this birth, it wouldn't have gone so smoothly --and drug-free. I mean, I'm on my laptop while the baby sleeps. I can't believe it was that easy.

Here's a pic of April: