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Recyclotron 3000!

What better way to introduce myself to the front page than with phunny photo captions I posted yesterday at my own place? I've gotten my advanced degree in captionology from DeVry Institute, but if you want to try your hand at it, feel free in the comments (clicking the thumbnail for a larger picture can help to provide context).

1. What the UK really needs is a Prime Minister who goes to 11 (contributed by Tom).

2. When Dennis Hastert bellows for his breakfast, the House cooks are thrown into a collective panic.

3. Bill finds it's nearly impossible to referee a coke-snorting contest.

4. For the last time, Farouk, the Seventh Dynasty did not foretell the recent Britney Spears weirdness.


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