We get it, 'Bama, you're a control freak, you so need to let your hair down more than once in a while. Child, get a perm or some extensions or something because when you letting it hang a little loose like you did last night, people L. O. V. E. it.

It humanizes you and makes you accessible. You need to brush your shoulders off more than once in a while, you kow what I mean? I mean, even in a long-tail tuxedo you came as relaxed, unfuzzed and approachable.

'Bama, honey, you need more of this :

"Obviously I never knew your great grandfather, but from everything what Senator McCain has told me ... the two of them had a great time before prohibition."

LOL!

And it goes downhill from there.

Obama smacks Bloomberg, Bill Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Rudy Giuliani ... OMG! The smackdowns of Bill and Rudy were awesome.

But there is more, much more. He totally trash talks AIG. And then there's his ribbing of himself :

This is just priceless :

"I got my middle name from someone who thought I'd never run for president."

"My greatest strength? I guess it would be my humility. My greatest weakness? It's possible that I am a little too awesome".

Shut it down!

I D. I. E. !

That was way too full of totally effing WIN!

There's a lot of people asking over at Metafilter if Chris Rock wrote this speech for him. It's just too, too good.

What do you think? Because that part where he says that Fox News has been accusing him of having two children in-wedlock. That was, my friends, an awesomely WTF moment that only Chris would throw out there.

LOL!