1. Get a former CIA Psy Ops agent to do the dirty work of smearing your opponents wife even with the fear of a taped racist rant that doesn't really exit.

2. Have your husband say on the campaign trail it's his last day of doing anything like this, especially after it was reported it cut into his boinking time with Gina Gershon.

3. Have your campaign manager say the morning after on TV that you'll concede "if the right amount of numbers are in today or tomorrow".

4. Then have your other campaign manager go on the record as saying you are not conceding at all.

5. Stage a conference call with most of your top donors to say you're cutting back on your staff but not suspend the campaign while you negotiate with Obama on various matters including a possible vice presidential nomination

6. Then have one of your friends in big media write that you'll acknowledge your opponents "achievement" without going so far as to drop out.

7. Have every surrogate say that it would be that it's up to Obama to be the healer by giving Hillary all she wants including the choice of being his Vice-President.

8. Rinse and repeat until you get the main and new media in a frenzy and have the republicans circulating memos that say your party is in a state of chaos.