My children are so WTF
Thing2 - Mommy, why do you look nice today?
me - Why do you ask?? Do i have to look shit all the time?
Thing 1 and Thing 2 (in unison while laughing) YES!
me - Fuck you.
Thing1 - ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one, mom.
Thing2 - ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No, really, why do you look so nice today?







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