"Nobody put their hands up your skirt looking for a library card"


Joan Rivers, the irreverent, obscene, politically incorrect misanthrope got lost in the wilderness of plastic surgery, mink coats and diamonds after we went to rule the gossip airwaved from E!TV. I soOoOoOo missed the woman that so inspired me as a teenager back in the 80s. She and Phyllis Diller : OMFG! LOVE THEM. I am so a gay man trapped in the body of a woman.

Thank blog she she got sacked. Best thing that ever happened to her.

The old-school Joan is back with a vengeance in Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug, part of the Bravo TVs new stand-up comedy series, Bravo's Funny Girls. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Geezus friggin crickes, nobody is safe from that woman --not even herself.

"I hate ugly people ... Who I hate more than ugly people? Old people ... Hate them!"

"The Bush daughters, all drunks ... Their desgnated driver. Teddy Kennedy Jr ... I hate them all".

"Monica Lewinski should be our role model ... Seventeen million dollars for going down on the president ... Does my daughter have 17 million dollars? Of course not ... It's all my fault ... I taught her to be good, to believe in God, to get an education... Stupid, stupid, stupid."

Grock. I love that woman. Go to Bravo TV and either catch the whole show on their website or check for airing times. I am watching it right now and it's just hysterical ... yeah, I know, I am watching TV during work times but, FUCK IT. I work from home. It's my party, bitches!


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To WILLIAM H. HERNDON, Esq. February 15, 1848.— LETTER TO WILLIAM H. HERNDON. WASHINGTON, February 15, 1848.

Dear William :

Your letter of the 29th January was received last night. Being exclusively a constitutional argument, I wish to submit some reflections upon it in the same spirit of kindness that I know actuates you. Let me first state what I understand to be your position. It is that if it shall become necessary to repel invasion, the President may, without violation of the Constitution, cross the line and invade the territory of another country and that whether such necessity exists in any given case the President is the sole judge.

Before going further consider well whether this is or is not your position. If it is, it is a position that neither the President himself, nor any friend of his, so far as I know, has ever taken. Their only positions are— first, that the soil was ours when the hostilities commenced ; and second, that whether it was rightfully ours or not, Congress had annexed it, and the President for that reason was bound to defend it; both of which are as clearly proved to be false in fact as you can prove that your house is mine. The soil was not ours, and Congress did not annex or attempt to annex it. But to return to your position. Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such purpose, and you allow him to make war at pleasure. Study to see if you can fix any limit to his power in this respect, after having given him so much as you propose. If to-day he should choose to say he thinks it necessary to invade Canada to prevent the British from invading us, how could you stop him Î You may say to him, " I see no probability of the British invading us "; but he will say to you, " Be silent: I see it, if you don't."

The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as I understand it, by the following reasons: Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object. This our convention understood to be the most oppressive of all kingly oppressions, and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us. But your view destroys the whole matter, and places our President where kings have always stood. Write soon again.

Yours truly, A. LINCOLN.


— Abraham Lincoln (while a Congressman)


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