Ok Nance, this is the best clip on net neutrality EVAH! Just thank "This Spartan Life".
[via Net Neutrality - Google Video]
Chris Burke is digital artist who's been around for a looooong time on the net, all the way back when netart seemed to be unstoppable. Chris is also the creator and producer of This Spartan Life, one of two of the best machinema shows created using HALO. The other is Red vs. Blue.
Chris has created an incredibly funny visual explanation of why telephone and cable companies want to use the ruse of the "free market" to justify discrimination as a way to make money.
PS : If you need a more business-like video, check Public Knowledge's excellent public service announcement :
They have more stuff over at their site. And I YouTubed net neutrality, just for you.
Business | Internet | Net Neutrality | Networks | Technology
Don't thank me. Thank Chris Burke.
I was being lazy by not writing it out ... then again ... I knew if I googled a bit harder would already find someone else's work

This is the simple explanation : it's about ISPs not having control over who gets to see what on the net. Legally though, it's a bit more complicated when you take into consideration civil liberties and even the political autonomy of countries.
So I'm glad I was able to help finding the easiest explanation for this somewhat obscure topic.
I'm Slow too Liza
maybe slower than Nance on this one.
Seems to me what she is thinking she wants (who wouldn't, mee too!) is fraught with peril, like legislating that we "want" all kids to get the same standard learning (quickly) for the same cost, as if all things and people were equal when they aren't, without any content judging or tradeoffs or inequities - in other words, the impossible?
Maybe an impossible that makes us blind to how we're being manipulated in its NAME, so that the perfect becomes the enemy of the good?
I think in analogies anyway, not labels. What's the best analogy for this issue in your opinion?
That's just the thing though!
All these terribly verbal people on both sides throwing analogies around -- there's the video with the highway driving, the one with the "this land is your land" parody, etc., the video of Pelosi talking about being for an amendment (the Markey amendment) and being against the bill it is amending, the video that is like a video game (which would have appealed to me if I played video games but I don't so the one I really liked was the 2nd one that is very plain vanilla from Public Knowledge) and everyone is terribly clever at explaining how their side is really the red-white-and-blue best-thing-for-America way.
And here I am just trying to understand the basic definitions at this point.
Then I can consider whether or not equal access equals standardization. .. my immedite reaction is that it does not. . . as long as my kids are not required to go on the internet. . . that would be akin to requiring voluntary community service projects of high school students. 
Still reading and learning. . . keep talking. . but keep it simple for us newbies please! 
Nance
Why would anybody force your kids to go to the net?
The point is to leave things as they are. Too many people involved in this fight are saying that legislation is not the issue. The issue is that we need to legally define what being on the net is. Is it a transactional activity or is it an civil activity?
This is not about people forcing you to be anywhere. This is about fighting to allow unrestricted access to this new medium to present and future netizens.
LOL -- no, no, no. . .
There I was -- being clever and trying to talk to JJ about the insanity of compulsory schooling and "volunteer" work that is required of public school students and how that isn't what I want for the internet or my children -- anything that is "compulsory" losing all attraction for some of us. . . and I completely misled you. Sigh. . .
And now you are saying, if I understand you correctly, that we need legislation to ensure that what has been going on on the Internet continues to go on.
And JJ is wondering (right, JJ?) why we need legislation or regulation of something that seems to work really well the more we leave it alone, from a regulatory stance.
Netizens, yes, very important. DailyKos and all that. I'm all for it. And the red sites too. Why not. The more the merrier.
But why do I need my legislators to tell me how to blog?
All I feel like I really need it my legislators to stop being in the pockets of big telecoms and for the legislators to tell the telecoms to leave the internet functioning the way it is.
But that involves legislation and that's an opportunity for somebody to make some point or other and grandstand and, in the meantime, most of us have no clue what's going on and will just be informed what the new rules are later on.
Which is fine. I don't need to know how the car works. I don't care how the car works. I am annoyed with anyone who suggests I need to learn how the car works.
Right up until the time someone suggests my son go die in some desert for oil . . . then, I'm going to be mighty pissed that somebody didn't figure out how to make cars work better. On something other than blood and oil.
So, on a less ranty note, I'm going to be pissed if any of these bad things -- slow or no service -- happen to the internet. But, you know, Liza, I haven't been too impressed with how government agencies and bureaucrats have managed things lately so my ability to have faith them keeping the internet free is limited, too.
I'm no "free market" fan. But clunky bureacrats? Is that really better? Is it even needed?
Maybe it is. Maybe I have so little understanding of the technical side of this. . . maybe it's like regulations about clean air. Seems obvious to me that factories and cars and power plants should not pollute. But they do unless they are required not to.
But then you get some pol in office who wants to redefine what "clean air" is and I am back at feeling like everyone is saying they are for "net neutrality" but they've all defined it differently.
You sense my confusion?
Although I have to say I would lean more toward having some statute or other than spells out what telecoms are not allowed to do rather than just saying "internet, continue on as always" and having the telecoms say "well, nobody said we couldn't."
Is that the issue? Stopping something that hasn't ever been a problem before. Maybe something that is bigger than we can stop individually . . .
Nance
Do you want unelected people ruling the internet
I don't know how much clearer that is. What they are saying is that "the market" should rule the internet. That a person's access and use of the internet should be equal to their buying power; not to their freedom of speech, freedom of the press, or freedo of assembly. What they are saying is tath civil liberties and constitutional rights ought not be applied to the internet and, therefore, discrimination should be treated as a lack of buying power and not an infringement of civil rights.
As far as I know, there is no legal precedent to this JJ. Maybe, just maybe we could find something back in colonial times when corporations like the West Indies Company ruled the lands they exploited, such as Manhattan. In modern time we have nothing that comes close to that.
That's why this is so frustrating yet understandable that people don't get the potential consequences of turning corporations into the governing bodies of the net.
Ah - so maybe the key question
is whether the Net needs ANY governing body or indeed will be without precedent, the first major post-public-government progress ever?
Rather than us all getting drawn into who gets to govern it and winding up with same-old same-old, I mean . . .? Any chance?
As opposed to
choosing up sides between Big Government and Big Business, I mean and then divvying up the spoils the way we've done with Big Education.
Just once -- could this be the start of something big? -- I want a "consumer" side that's for the actual self-governing people and our collective but uncompromised wisdom about our own choices and controls, regardless of what Borg-like entities think we should submit ourselves to in return for their "protections."
So I guess I'm for civil rather than transactional frames, then? -- with a big dose of the First Amendment applied so that it's a civil liberty but not a legislative entitlement, which becomes another pork barrel party with citizens picking up the whole tab but eating scraps in the alley, while the corporate execs and politicians chow down inside.
Does that position give me yet another reason to focus on the Supreme Court rather than competing legislative carving knives? (Sorry Nance, couldn't resist one teeny, tiny analogy . . .)
Coming Up at 1 pm today!
"Jeffrey H. Birnbaum writes about the intersection of government and business every other Monday. . .
He will be online to discuss lobbying, lawmaking and net neutrality at 1 p.m. today at
http://www.washingtonpost.com."
Read his take on the impossibility of being neutral about net neutrality in today's WaPo.
Wanna meet me there?

UPDATE - chat transcript is here. He took no positions and resolved nothing, but at least there were a couple of analogies offered and pronounced useful(railroads and water works.)
I am unimpressed with the
I am unimpressed with the way Mr. B dealt with this issue. He doesn't seem to know any more than I do about it!
Questions raised but not answered -- maybe Liza or JJ or someone else knows the answers?
Infrastructure -- is this a real problem? Is this the reason the telcoms give for needing to charge somebody more?
As in "we need more infrastructure so we can service rural areas" or "we need more infrastructure so we can get bigger?"
Other question:
Mr. B was sanguine about ISPs and their political pals not controlling for content. I am not. How anyone can be in an age of one revelation about government snooping after another. . . well, I'm not.
So is that part of the equation here? That dissenting voices could be more easily quieted without net neutrality? Is the proposed legislation designed to safeguard free speech? Is this, technically speaking, even an issue? Some corporate honcho might want to shut Liza up but could they really, technologically speaking, do it? Reality check needed.
Nance
Yeah ,and to muck it up more
did you pick up on Birnbaum's tiny but basic detail that the Net in "Net Neutrality" actually is short for Network, not for Internet as I think you and I misapprehended?
If all this sound and fury signifies nothing but the marginalized telecoms fighting to get back on top of us all any way they can, even if it means treating the Internet/s like broadcast TV licenses, then I'm gonna hafta get my analogy to public school systems up and running again . . .it would be most apt.
Internet versus Network
Yes, I saw that mention. I also thought it was thrown in as a distraction. This isn't a discussion of theoretical networking theories. This is about the internet.
Nance -- hoping it IS all sound and fury signifying nothing. . .
Telcos = sociopathic whinny babies
Their excuse for locking down ALL NETWORKING is that they have spent billions of dollars in creating the infrastructures for telecommunications and thus they want their money back.
So they want to make it impossible for people to network without paying them at any all levels.
Imagine if you had to pay every time you clicked on an image or a link on any webpage? Is that level of monitarization that they are fighting for. It's not even the issue of whether I get to be on a premium internet channel with other commercial sites. It's that they want to charge for all activity on the net. Period.
We Need a New Name Then!
Liza, can you come up with something to replace the lie of "net neutrality" akin to pregnacist to replace the lie of "pro-life" --
Nex-ploitation?
Commspiracy?
































THANK YOU!!
I think I get it now. Tell me if I have it completely backward though because some of the ads and at least one video I looked at made me think "net neutrality" was being used to mean just the opposite of what I think it means.
I think it means:
All the websites that I want to see pop up on my computer in the same amount of time -- quickly. The flow of traffic is not controlled by my ISP. The ISP just sends the info/data, with no preference shown to any site.
Is that right?
That's what I want.
So, if that's right, what legislation is for that? Or is this just a matter of blocking legislation that would give more control to ISPs?
Or is the fighting already done?
Thank you, Liza. I now know what it is like to be the slowest one in the room and I thank you for taking the time to try to explain this.
Nance