There are no words: A job as an Immigration Law Assistant AND a NANNY?!?!

Elie over at Above The Law reports on what she considers to be the most depressing legal job EVER in UT Law Has the Most Depressing Job Posting Ever - Above the Law - A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession. The job posting is for "Legal Assistant/Nanny". I can't ... not even ... Honestly people, try to wrap your head around this job description for a minute:

Description: I am a busy immigration attorney and new mother in need of an assistant to function as a part-time legal assistant and nanny. Duties include answering and returning phone calls; scheduling appointments; filing and other general office assistance, including preparing copies, faxes, and mailings; running errands; and helping to care for a four-month-old infant. The position begins January 4, 2010. Required work hours are four hours every morning Monday - Friday.

College degree and excellent verbal and written communication skills required. Must be well-organized, reliable, and detail-oriented. Must be proficient in Microsoft Office applications and have reliable transportation and a cell phone. Experience with immigration case management software a plus.

Please e-mail cover letter, resume, and three references to sonia@ansarilawfirm.com. For information about me and my law firm, go to www.ansarilawfirm.com.

There are no words.

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Liza Sabater is the founding blogger and publisher of culturekitchen and Daily Gotham. She also a new media producer and social technologist with 10 years experience. You can reach her at blogdiva [at] culturekitchen.com or follow her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/blogdiva

Submitted by liza on 13 November 2009 - 3:59pm.

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