Peanut Butter disproves the Theory of Evolution

Good catch from Alternet; it appears that the key to understanding God's hand in the universe rests in every humble jar of peanut butter.


Allow me to introduce my own theory of things. That theory would hold this: reasonable proof that God isn't active in the universe could be deduced from the fact that He doesn't occasionally reach down from the heavens, grab certain people by the neck, shake them, and shout "Hey! You! Shut Up Already! You're making me look bad!"

QED. Happy Easter.


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No...

No. No. No. You are NOT conducting an experiment. You are opening a jar of peanut butter. And those who cannot tell the difference have no business discussing science.

For those who are interested in REAL Science (not peanut butter openers), here are some resources about theories of the origin of life. I once wrote a piece on it but it is no longer online. I will hunt for it one of these days and post. For now, check out these:

Overview of origin of the universe, life and evolution from the Online Biology Book.

from Natural History Magazine

Here is a bibliography of papers on the subject (as of 1999) from UC Santa Cruz.


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