Okay, having just made fun of Italian fascists for being terrified of Christmas ornaments that emphasize commonalities between Islam and Christianity, I come across an even more disgusting phobia. The Taliban are so terrified of school girls that they are declaring jihad against them:

Taleban militants in the Swat valley in north-west Pakistan have threatened to kill girls who attend school.

A local Taleban commander ordered parents to stop sending their daughters to school by 15 January.

In comments broadcast on an illegal radio station, he threatened to blow up schools which enrolled female students.

This year alone, Taleban militants have destroyed more than 130 schools in the Swat valley. They want to bring in Islamic sharia law in the region.

Militant attacks on schools in the region have deprived more than 17,000 students of education.

What fucking dickheads! There is something deeply pathological about people who are terrified of school girls. It would be outright pathetic if it wasn't for the fact that they actually carry out violent attacks on children for simply wanting an education.

This is why I have supported our involvement in Afghanistan and Pakistan even though I bitterly opposed our invasion of Iraq. Genuine enemies, not just of America, but of humanity in general, have been hiding like cowardly dogs in the hills of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

I was pretty amused by the Iraqi who threw a shoe at Bush and called him a dog. Well, if I could I'd throw every shoe I had at the pedophobic Taliban dickheads and call them less than dogs. They are less that the fleas on a dog's ass.

So, in honor of the Taliban and their pathological pedophobia, I recommend a donation to the Global Fund for Women. Make it your personal shoe thrown at the dogs that are the Taliban. I just made my donation.