What better way to introduce myself to the front page than with phunny photo captions I posted yesterday at my own place [1]? I've gotten my advanced degree in captionology from DeVry Institute, but if you want to try your hand at it, feel free in the comments (clicking the thumbnail for a larger picture can help to provide context).
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[2] What the UK really needs is a Prime Minister who goes to 11 (contributed by Tom [3]).
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[4] When Dennis Hastert bellows for his breakfast, the House cooks are thrown into a collective panic.
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[5] Bill finds it's nearly impossible to referee a coke-snorting contest.
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[6] For the last time, Farouk, the Seventh Dynasty did not foretell the recent Britney Spears weirdness.
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[7] The instructions on the bottom of the box have technically been complied with.
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[8] Finally, recipients of "let's be friends" Valentine's cards go apeshit with pent-up frustration in the streets.
If this goes well, I may be recycling all sorts of things here, or using the readership as a test audience before unveiling the post elsewhere. Don't worry, there have been very limited debilitating side effects in other clinical trials.
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