Even mass murdering lunatics can feel insecure about their looks --and use the Q'ran to hit the Grecian Formula [1]. Yet what counter-terrorism" "experts" are reading into Osama's metrosexual attempt to hide his graying hair reads like a Seinfeld parody of the H.A.T.M [2] or hot ass terrorist mess :
Bin Laden appears in the video with a trimmed beard that is apparently dyed black, hiding the streaks of gray seen in previous footage, and wears a beige cloak over a white robe.
According to Azzam Tamimi, head of the London-based Institute of Islamic Political Thought, the beard dye is a "sign of war."
The rigorous Salafi Islamic school to which bin Laden belongs "condones this dye only in preparation for war," he said.
A US intelligence official speaking on condition of anonymity said agencies believe the video is authentic and was produced as recently as August because of a reference to the 62nd anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima on August 6.
Down to the snickering of Bin Laden's metrosexual ... ahem ... impotence [3].
The Manolo, the vast right wing's conspiracy answer to the pinko commy Blackwell, doesn't think Osama is rocking the aging metrosexual look at all [4]. Meanwhile, others think he looks like he is not only dyeing, but dying as well [5]; while the rest of us find a reason to die laughing [6].
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