or should I say, a multilingual pirate lover? -
I put CK's website through the Pirate Speak translator [1] and got back this Mission statement:
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Voyage
culturekitchen be a community blog aimed at cultural creatives who believe progressive activism starts in th' galley, th' bunkroom, th' homeport, th' wallet. 'Tis open fer all who believe th' decline o' progressive an' libertarian values be havin' set us aft as a democratic nation.
culturekitchen be published by Liza Sabater.
'T one o' th' top progressive an' feminist blogs in th' United States.
Use our private messagin' system t' contact th' lass' or send th' lass' an email . . .[/quote]
My essays came back with fun titles too,
the best of the bunch perhaps,
being how PirateSpeak translated "Stupid Girls" into "lily-livered lasses."
So what do you think?
Be we wan'ing that homeport maidenhead as booty
for our cursed crew of swabbie wenches who sail th' high-tech high seas?
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