I should get some extra brownie points for posting this on Labor Day 
Sometime ago an alter ego of mine enlisted in a fundie [1] mailing list. So from time to time I receive spam that is just too whack for words.
I present thee, Children's Miracle Music. It is a program that turns children ,"with the push of a button", into happy little slaves who can only buy their parents love with their labor.
[via YouTube - Children's Miracle Music [2]]
Oh.
The program is supposed to shift the role of the parent from "task master" to "self-government trainer".
Wow.
So a kid in this household can only have their mother's and father's affection and special attention if they work for it. This would explain the over-flowing love and kindness of people like Ann Coulter and Pat Buchanan.
By the by : notice how religion is never mentioned but all the visual cues are there.
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