Thinking of what to get for Mary Cheney's baby shower?

We've gone to town with the news of Mary Cheney's pregnancy. We are so full of cheer we went ahead and created a whole cornucopia of baby shower gifts for the happy mom, her out-of-law wife and their baby to be.

A teddy bear will bring many hours of gender neutral role joy. Playing with the truth is better than not playing at all.

Have the baby wear his or her mommies love but also their dissent with this most political of onesies. It's never too early to learn how to slap one on republicans and gay marriage haters.

There's more stuff at our Mary Cheney Baby store, but it's just a start. Would you like to add to the fun? Then go to town with your photoshop!

What are the rules for playing?

(1) No obscenities : Think of the baby!
(2) Only original art
(3) No puns on trademarked phrases

Don't forget to post your design in the comments (you need to use Photobucket or Flickr to host your image).

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The gifts

Submitted by Soylent Green Laura loves pictures (not verified) on 8 December 2006 - 2:52pm.

Your proposed gift ideas for Marry's Baby are very funny. I guess a lot of people are going to have massive fun with this unusual pregnancey.

Thank you for sharing this story with me !

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Mary Cheney Baby Gift

Submitted by Dana (not verified) on 9 December 2006 - 2:28pm.

Here's my suggested baby gift for Mary and Heather.

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Mary Cheney Baby Gift

Submitted by drudolph on 9 December 2006 - 2:39pm.

Here's my suggested baby gift for Mary and Heather.

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