Prolific cartoon creator Joseph Barbera dies at 95 - USATODAY.com [1], or yabba-dabba-doo Joe.
Argus Leader Media - News | Son: Dad back at work 'sooner rather than later' [2], or he's not dead yet.
Penguins offer evidence of global warming - Yahoo! News [3], or how Adelie Penguins [4] are memorializing the death of Antartica with their southern shuffle.
Graham to decide burial site with wife - Yahoo! News [5], or how not to raise children to be vulture-like money-grubbing bastards; 'cause you know the one son who wants them at the museum wants to sell tickets to their cript. Family values my ass.
Independent Online Edition > Crime| Litvinenko detectives may follow German toxic trail [6], or how in blog's name do you smuggle ten million dollars worth of polonium to kill a Russian spy?
2nd baby dies of virulent bacterium - Los Angeles Times [7], or another good reason to have your baby anywhere but a hospital.
Devices Can Interfere With Peaceful Death - washingtonpost.com [8], or how in search of a longer life humans have found more disturbing ways to cause lingering, painful deaths.
Police make arrest in prostitutes' slayings - Los Angeles Times [9], or a look at the dark side of Little England.
Herbicide-resistant weed worries farmers - Yahoo! News [10], or how not to try to kill weeds.
And in some of the most disturbing news to come from Africa, Reuters AlertNet - INSTANT VIEW-Libyan court finds medics guilty in HIV case [11] or how religious hysteria will be sending this medical crew to their death.
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