Larry, Curly, Moe

I have not found away to put my jaw back in it's place.

From MGM gets its 'Stooges' - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety:

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for "The Three Stooges."

Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome "Curly" Howard.

The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.
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The Farrellys have long had their eyes on Del Toro to play Moe. Del Toro, who's coming off "Che," showed comic chops in the Guy Ritchie-directed "Snatch."
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I mean ... seriously. My head is going to explode just trying to process Benicio as Moe --and yet I will be seeing this movie when it comes out. I have now this sick need to see Benicio with a cereal bowl hair cut screaming at Penn and Carrey.

Oh lord. I can just picture it: "Gnuck, gnuck" is gonna become my new mating call.
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