Joan Rivers
"Nobody put their hands up your skirt looking for a library card"
Joan Rivers, the irreverent, obscene, politically incorrect misanthrope got lost in the wilderness of plastic surgery, mink coats and diamonds after we went to rule the gossip airwaved from E!TV. I soOoOoOo missed the woman that so inspired me as a teenager back in the 80s. She and Phyllis Diller : OMFG! LOVE THEM. I am so a gay man trapped in the body of a woman.
Thank blog she she got sacked. Best thing that ever happened to her.
The old-school Joan is back with a vengeance in Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug, part of the Bravo TVs new stand-up comedy series, Bravo's Funny Girls. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Geezus friggin crickes, nobody is safe from that woman --not even herself.
"I hate ugly people ... Who I hate more than ugly people? Old people ... Hate them!"
"The Bush daughters, all drunks ... Their desgnated driver. Teddy Kennedy Jr ... I hate them all".
"Monica Lewinski should be our role model ... Seventeen million dollars for going down on the president ... Does my daughter have 17 million dollars? Of course not ... It's all my fault ... I taught her to be good, to believe in God, to get an education... Stupid, stupid, stupid."
Humor | Misanthropy | Political Correctness | Stand-up Comedy | TV | Joan Rivers
