A PHRASE Is Worth a Thousand Words
Ahhhh, yes indeed. It is that time of year again. We are gearing up for the Presidential election bullshit I mean campaigns. And in honor of that special time of forthrightness, I give you a few of my suggestions for possible candidates' campaign slogans. Now, some of these people may not run this time around, but like Rocky, they will surely rise up for that final bout at some point. And by "final", I mean, "God help us".
1. Sam Brownback: Vote for the Skidmark
2. Hillary Clinton: I'm In and I'm In to Win, Though the South Hates Me and I Hope You Forgot Whitewater and So What I Let You Down on the War and Obama Who?
3. Rudy Giuliani: Taking Care of the Terrorists Like I Took Care of Donna
4. John Edwards: Rockin'the House at Riverside and Beyond...Uh, Yo.
5. Al Gore: It's Gettin' Hot in Here So Take Off All Your Clothes for Global Warmin'!
6. John Kerry: Eat More Ketchup So I Have Something to Fall Back On
7. Jeb Bush: What's a Slogan?
8. Barack Obama: Only Slightly Overwhelmed in 2008
4. John McCain: First the Cong; Then the Dong!
Oh, I can't wait to see the commercials!
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unpatriotic
Submitted by lynchburgrebeltn (not verified) on 9 March 2008 - 12:33am.
why does tara hate presidential candidates. I think it is very unpatriotic to make fun of our future presidant. In time of our war on terrorism, I think it should be a crime to talk like that about those good people.
Ron Paul
the only one winning is Ron Paul, but you arent seeing him beat down Rudy like the bitch he is. Only the internet is saying Ron Paul is winning , as the polls are showing before they yank them.
He is the ONLY one coming out against the IRS and Federal Reserve, this is WHY he isnt being given airtime. You will have to U Tube it.