BARNEY AND BLIND CHILD HELD ON SUSPICION OF TERRORISM

  

Child entertainer and doll Barney stands accused of terrorism after emitting suspicious stuffing on a flight from Chattanooga, TN to Boone, NC. Both Barney and the unidentified blind child who boarded with him are being held in an undisclosed location.

Witnesses claim that a fight erupted when several stewardesses tried to take the purple dinosaur from the child. The child claimed that she didn't care about the dangers of "picious stuffin'" and was immediately placed in a choke hold. The pilot returned to Chattanooga where armed officers and terrorism specialists whisked the suspects into custody.

Officials speculate that Barney may have brainwashed the child into some kind of revenge plot due to his loss in popularity. An unconfirmed source stated that the other child on the flight had a Tickle Me Elmo doll, but it is not known if Barney had access to this information before boarding.

Meanwhile, the search for that guy that blew up those towers is still going strong.

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