Arkansas
Legislation So Dumb It Removes All Doubt
If ever a bill needed a thoughtful veto. . .
I know how to make a plural form from a proper noun than ends in “s†like say, Jess or Missus.
. . .or ARKANSAS!
Put the apostrophe after the “s†and you’re done. And if you don’t have a clue or aren’t completely sure, don’t go around telling people you are, much less legislating that they do it your way. And then people won’t think you dumb. How hard is that?
This goes for academics, not just lawmakers. Think through your own case before you go setting standards for the whole population. Otherwise you might make apple-arkansauce of the whole mess. Or maybe this prescriptive English professor's argument is just too subtle for me (?)
Apostrophes will disappear because
1) We read and write less now, AND
2) We read and write more now.
The apostrophe may be disappearing in part because students increasingly learn by hearing, rather than by reading and seeing words, and many people communicate electronically, Slattery suggested.
“The culture is more aural than in the past,†Slattery said. “Conventions are evolving for communicating electronically. For many people using e-mail, there is a sense that prose doesn’t have to be technically correct. It’s especially difficult with instant messaging to proofread and to write in standard usage.â€
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My name is Hillary Clinton and I am running for president
I am not here to start a campaign. I am here to start a conversation with our country.
She was introduced by Tobias, treasurer to the DNC. Booooring. Then he said her name, the room went ape shit. Seriously.
Clinton has just said that more people went bankrupt last year than graduated from college ... there was a collective, OH! from the audience.
Her message is all about economics, about how people are going bankrupt, that there is no middle class, that jobs being lost to China.
Uh-oh ... people are heckling Clinton over the "non-binding" resolution.
"Had I been the President in 2002, I would not have gone into war".
"If this Congress doesnt end the war, in 2009 as president I will".
She is talking about her experience with the health care bill project and is talking about how she learned from that experience.
She is talking about her "life time of experience" and about "knowing a thing or two about winning campaigns".
She's just given a whole laundry list of her accomplishments ... "We can elect the first woman president ... We can stop global warming ... We can stop the genocide in Darfur ... we can end the war in Iraq ... "
And the crowd goes wild ... to the best song yet (as per Michael) of any of the campaigns. I unfortunately have no idea what the song is, but it's interesting how all these candidates have "a song".
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