Ché has drained the hotness out of Benicio del Toro.

Beno is looking quite fug these days, and honestly, am not shocked. The man has been traveling all around the world selling his movie. I get exhausted looking at pictures of him lately.

It doesn't help that the man has exceptionally sexy eyebags, but my blog, the extra weight, the shabby suits and really, really exhausted look on his face just leaves me drained. I am sure it is not helping that he seems to believe he can continue his ... ahem ... notorious drinking habit and hard partying ways at his age.

Beno, dude, you're getting too old for that shit.

Anyhow ...

It must the rough to have to lug your shit around the globe for a project you've spent 7 years researching, 1 filming and shooting and another year selling. Selling a controversial movie, shot completely in Spanish,  the old school Hollywood way instead going the way of the digital guerrilla.

Especially after winning in Cannes that Palm D'Or ---which, by the way, had a jury facilitated by his friend Sean Penn and the mother of one of the victims of his tragic taste in women, Catherine Deneuve. And double especially after he was wrongly denied nominations for the Golden Globes, SAG Awards, Film Producers Guild and Oscars.

So it's no wonder he had it with the journalist from the Washington Times, that venerable basation of right-wing journalism owned by the Moonies and loved by the wingnutosphere.

Washington Times - 'Che' spurs debate, Del Toro walkout
"I'm getting uncomfortable," Benicio del Toro said after fielding a question about his new movie's portrayal of the Bolivian and Cuban revolutions. "I'm done. I'm done, I hope you write whatever you want. I don't give a damn."

I had to address this article since it's doing the rounds in the gossip blogs and now the right-wing blogs. It seems it's author is patting himself for ambushing Benicio with wanker Goldfard also celebrating.

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Please do not lose any weight. Not one ounce. Not one milligram. You look perfect just the way you are right now.

Seriously, you make ME want to lose 40 pounds, cover myself in leather and tattoos and totally go butch for a night of good lesbo love for you.

Did I say I am a het?

Yet gurl, you got it going on after those twins. It's why I can't believe the rumors that you've been falling on your anorectic tendencies because you feel fat and ugly.

You know I don't have to tell you EVERY SINGLE WOMAN goes through that after giving birth. Don't knock yourself down woman. You look perfect. Eat more a couple of hamburgers a week and splurge on that pizzas you like.

'Cause, child, you make a het woman want to go totally bi for you. Am thinking if I want to hit that with you ten thousand ways to Monday, I'd have to find it in my heart to entertain Brad. Anyhow, you look lovely and perfect and healthy.

So girl, stay just the way you are.

Love,
liza

I guess they're going after the cougar vote.

I love it how he starts his rant : Is it me or he didn't want to say Barack Obama's name?

People, it's time to give the shaft to Bill Clinton. It's not only the people who work for him that are petty. The bastard still can't take part of the blame for sinking his wife's campaign to the ground.