Just some housebound loser from Austin ... and a proud member for 1 year 41 weeks

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Presidential Re-Mix

Hey, non-Presidential dickweed! I said SHUT UP! Every once in a while, rather than actually watch a Presidential press conference, I simply read the transcript and morph it for my own entertainment purposes. Observe: THE PRESIDENT: Earlier today, my staff met with congressional leaders about the resignations of U.S. attorneys (points towards audience). You all know Sergeant Slaughter, Evel Knievel, and Gary Sinise playing Harry S Truman. They're a kickass staff. As you know, I have broad discretion to replace political appointees throughout the government, including U.S. attorneys who displease me greatly by not prosecuting websites who feature red carpet side-boob pictures of Hollywood starlets. The Justice Department, with the approval of the White House, believed new leadership in these positions would better serve our country in harassing Democratic lawmakers and bong merchants. The announcement of this decision and the subsequent explanation of these changes has been confusing and, frankly, I'm not likely to be any help.